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human nature - eternal flame kael; hohoho. lets go floating someday :D ********** well, my daddy's back! :D
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xiaoyi; haha now the moon so small le
minyi; orh. thanks! :D
claud; full of grass? D;
guanz; you should go take a picture with that statue! haha!
billy&siewhwa; HEH HEH IM SO CUTE. ;x
billy; you childhood got moodswing ah, grin or pout. haha
siewhwa; haha but nevermind you have nice pictures now :D
he bought (and brought) four big bottles of orange juice!
yay yay yay yay yay!
went to angmokio to eat crab AGAIN,
'cos he didnt go the last time.
saw quan yifeng (or yifong?) there.
she looks prettier in real life
i was staring at her like "eh, why does she look so familiar?"
and before i knew it everyone was turning to gawk at her.
she was just wearing an office shirt and jeans,
cant imagine her wearing gowns and stuff on tv.
oh, she looks much better in real life.
this morning went to the studio to take a family photo.
they are soooooooooo particular
what the hands must place where and every strand of hair must be where.
like, woah.
my mum took her graduation picture too.
someday it'll be my turn!
and and and,
whats with all those globes and stuff.
do they represent something?
oh well, geog rules.
HEH.
got chased out of the classroom one day,
wandered around school and discovered a lovely, secret place!
which will remain secret eh.
xiangjie, jiahao, beryl and i stayed there an hour plus um, studying.
:D
beryl was so random.
she doing gp halfway then suddenly:
"kristelle, the polar bears are drowning."
like, huh? D;
went online to look for teachers' pictures,
'cos i was telling my sister all about the teachers in yj,
so went to the school webby
HAHAHAHHA teachers look uncomfortable too!
heh :D
its CHILDRENS' DAY tomorrow,
and a yishunj holiday.
wheeee.
i dont really feel like blogging.
could you tell?
From The Mammoth Book of Humour, edited by Geoff Tibballs:
A man went to the same hairdresser every month. The hairdresser had the annoying habit of belittling whatever the customer said.
One month the customer said he bought a car.
"What sort?" asked the hairdresser.
"A BMW," replied the customer.
"Oh, you shouldnt have gotten a BMW," said the hairdresser. "You'd be much better off with a Ferrari. Much classier, more comfortable, better road-holding."
The following month the customer revealed he had bought an executive house on a new development on the outskirts of town.
"Oh, you don't want to move there," sneered the hairdresser. "It's miles away from the shops. And there's no decent pubs. You see, they'll be giving those houses away soon."
At his next appointment, the customer said that he was going on holiday to Rome.
"What do you want to go to Rome for?" asked the hairdresser. "In fact, why would anyone want to go there? It's crowded and dirty, and there's nothing much there. It's all ruins."
"Well," replied the customer patiently, "it's always been my ambition to meet the Pope and, if possible, speak to him."
"No chance," laughed the hairdresser. "You and a million other people trying to see him. He'll look the size of an ant. You won't get anywhere near him. I bet you $100 the Pope doesn't talk to you."
The customer was so fed up with the hairdresser's attitude that he accepted the bet. A month later he returned for his next haircut and was asked how he had got on in Rome.
"Don't forget our $100 bet," crowed the hairdresser. "You can pay by cheque."
"No, actually YOU owe me $100," said the customer. "The Pope did speak to me."
"How-?" spluttered the hairdresser.
"Well," said the customer, "I was wandering around St. Peter's Square one morning hoping to catch a glimpse of the Pope when, to my surprise, I saw him walking towards me. And to my amazement, he stopped beside me and started talking to me."
"What did he say?" asked the hairdresser.
"He said, 'Where on Earth did you get that terrible haircut?' "**********
its getting a little pissifying.
ive wanted to do this since like three weeks ago.
and finally!
heh heh heh.
the most NARCISSISTIC post ever!
in the following post the phrase "im so cute" will be repeated at least 100 times.
please agree ;x
anyway,
the 8days issue about 2weeks ago ran something like celebrities babypictures,
and rated their star quality based on that age.
if that formula was accurate,
i'd be bigger than earth already
(see what i said about narcissism?)
so yeah,
this was triggered when xiaoyi asked us to bring our baby photos :D
and by the way,
all the selfpraise were a joke okay?
;x
instead of scanning the pictures,
i took pictures of the pictures.
yeah, so forgive the light and reflection and stuff.
im not the one in photography club.
also,
i cant tell our age,
so it'll probably be mambojambo with no sense of chronology
but so what.
cute is cute.
:D
all stories have a beginning.
this is the beginning.
my dad.
COOL OR NOT!
he's the guy standing right in front on the vehicle in the foreground.
(NOT the driver as somebody asked. okay la, driver also not bad.)
his uniform damn chio can!
woooooooo!
um, i didnt take any pictures of my retro mummy.
but she was still pretty :D
THE FIRST CHILD!
woohoo, look at him rock that spiky hair.
"im naked!"
my mum said my brother was the plumpest.
that title was swiftly won by me in secondary school :D
"i wish.... i wish to touch the clouds. "
(my sister's idea of a fitting caption)
"im flying in the clouds!"
*kisses
"byebye now, mum."
this is so sweeet right
*melts
he's doing an elvis!
um, jump forward about 4years,
second child!
im trying to fit inside my brother's favourite ninjaturtles truck.
where i used to put all the parking coupons paper circles inside.
do i know how to pose or what!
HAH! I CAN SWIM!
*looks at kael :D
and till now i dont know how to play mahjong.
jiahao says its addictive.
better not try.
the only thing i like to do is match the "ballball" tiles or the "bamboo" tiles.
HAHAHAHA.
and the blue and red tiles reminds me of eunuchs.
my mum said this was the cutest pic ever.
so i have big feet! so what! :(
i can play the electone too.
yeah, backwards.
take that.
i wonder why the electone was ever there.
i dont recall my parents being able to play that.
or my brother.
oh, i suddenly remembered when my brother would play the lower keyboard and i, the upper one.
hmmm.
this was our old flat at tampines.
when i was 1-2 years old?
woohoo, im so cute!
think i was at changi beach.
with my aunt.
my mum says kids like to give things to adults.
happily digging in the sand!
my uncle's wedding i think.
i look like i dont know how to sit.
HURHUR.
and my brother's lost his fats.
this statue is one of qu yuan.
and this is hua mulan.
AM I A MODEL OR WHAT! :D!
and this statue is of guan yu leh!
hey guanz, do you look like that? ;x
models dont eat.
heh.
chinese new year.
my mum said i was wearing my new pyjamas and singing.
on the table.
charging the energy.
HAHA.
vann says i keep making faces.
we'll see.
why do i come across as an ahlian?
ooh, we had chickens.
and this used to be my brother's shirt.
we keep passing down shirts,
the pictures tell all.
my first sparkler!
which explains the very mianqiang smile.
fast forward again!
my sister!
she thinks she looks like a guy.
my third birthday i think.
beryl said i looked like i was going to murder the cake.
and what, eat the candles?
three siblings!
my sister's looking cute eh.
look nat, i have your eyes!
this is the picture on my piano.
with spot.
the dog.
whose manufacturing has probably been discontinued.
'cos of that red stick poking up its butt i think.
piu!
the same birthday,
but at my aunt's house.
we used to go over often.
i think.
it was a lost life.
my sister looks interested.
and vann, she makes more faces than i.
or not.
RAWR!
see vann&nat, my sister likes to put things in her mouth too!
my brother looks bored.
in a later picture, my sister will be wearing what i wore.
lol.
piu! again!
there's the same rawr face.
the reason why im putting this picture last is because....
... tadah!
fast forwarded!
my sister's birthday this time!
and she's looking more like a girl.
in this pic she looks like a rich, spoilt kid eh.
must be the hair.
see, my clothes!
lol.
and she says she likes the sofa cover.
hmmm.
this was the house in bedok already.
where we lived 10years.
so yes,
kristelle lived in a hdb before okay!
and i liked it too!
"helllloooooo?"
she looks sooooooooo adorable.
especially that bow on her head.
*melts
this picture is on top of the piano too.
"i can communicate with aliens!"
we always took pictures at this corner of the house.
my mum said it was easier.
o.O
wah, know how to pose hor!
rewind to when i was her age!
the same place.
i remember it was a kfc.
yes, and i know this slide is red, and the above is blue,
so...
.. nah. blue slide.
my sister cutting cake.
she's damn cute please.
i mean, she was damn cute please.
heh.
my brother was falling asleep i think.
look, she's making a face!
my mum's sister and her daughter is there too.
i have that lame -.- face.
my sister is gooning off.
maybe my mum told a lame joke.
the open mouths run in the family.
i gather that later that night we ate durian.
'cos we were wearing the same clothes.
i shant post up my sister's got-high picture.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
happy durian dirty!
my mum said the cutest thing about me last time was how i always wore dangling earrings.
which isnt really my choice, but i like.
i like housework too see!
see!
there was a picture before this of me brawling my head off,
because i wanted to mop but they didnt let me.
its not here for obvious reasons :D
my favourite picture.
it was like my fullest-fledged smile ever.
all because im so happy touching that orange.
and i was very close to my maid, called amelia.
even after she went off i wrote to her.
amelia diaz.
cool.
she used to bring me out,
to the arcade and stuff.
this was one of those times.
i love how my mum dressed us in high stockings!
attempted break-in.
this was at the letterbox area.
i remember how my sister and cornelius and i would be wearing rollerblades,
then climbing on top of all the letterboxes,
and then jump down.
wooh!
pretending im on a motorbike.
which explains the constipated face.
i was trying to say vroomvroom or something.
haha.
i took my brother's graduation costume.
do i look better than nat? haha!
yo yo wassup.
HAHAHAHHA!
they were dancing to that
"wo de qing chun xiang niao yi yang bu hui lai"
song.
which i used to think was scary.
MY SISTER MAKING A FACE!
or trying to smile.
that's the fattest her face has ever been too.
totally love our hair.
my sister has two ponytails, i have one.
she's making a face again!
actually, i think she's just trying to smile ;x
yeah, i think its her smile.
she has a good posture eh.
i think this was christmas.
presents all around.
that pink wand thingy dispenses velcro stars.
HAHAHAH
to put in the doll's hair.
but we're all wearing red.
cny?
hmmm.
the bear is as big as my sister!
and im so sweet to my brother!
hahahahah!
she's happy.
being happy does not mean being rich.
gotta love the hair.
now my sister has three ponytails.
another face.
my sister's cheeks are so cute!
rented a chalet with corne's family too.
he's wearing my blades, which explains the gayness.
hurhur.
at the chalet.
reminder to why i would never cut short hair, ever again.
at the airport.
we wear matching everythings!
a more grown up picture.
she looks very sweet hor.
fastforward ten years?
my brother is more lanky than ever.
and less cute too.
HAHAHAH.
my sister is kissing their butts.
with a heartshaped sticker on her nose.
and she's currently stressing out over promos.
we still wear matching things!
haha.
this was the day we went our mum off to china.
cute?
feel the love (:
my dad is coming home this friday!
my mum says his whole luggage only has orange juice and dates inside.
wonder what the security checkpoint makes of that.
haha!
looking at all my childhood photos,
i think we had a fun,happy childhood.
but then again, who would take pictures when theyre scolding people?
and im so thankful my mum knows how to dress us up.
when i have kids i'd want them to look like how we did!
HAHAHHAHAH!